I’m So Vain, I Thought This Song Was About Me!

Paris tagged me on this, and being the narcissistic girl that I am, I just have to try it out.

You Are 67% Vain
You’re a little vain, but you also work hard for your good looks.
Just remember, everyone knows you are a total hottie. You don’t have to remind them.

Okay, what in the name of all that’s holy’s going on here? 67 percent ONLY?? That’s just wrong!! *waving attitude finger and shaking my head*

Let’s break it down, one by one, shall we?

1. You check out your reflection in windows. – Often. I can’t help it. It’s like I’m programmed to look at anything shiny and reflective just to see ME. Still, I don’t always do it. A lady’s got to be discreet, y’know?

2. Your closet is chock full of the latest styles, even if your credit card suffers for it a little. – Rarely. Okay, I have to say I very seldom buy the latest styles, but that’s because the latest styles don’t fit me! These so-called latest fesyen are made for stick people, and for people with asses like mine, well, let’s just say, I prefer to stick to the classic cuts. As much as I want to, I don’t go for the latest bags either, but that’s because I’m often too broke to buy ’em. The original pieces, I mean. I don’t mind getting the designer-inspired pieces though :p

3. You buy tons of personal care products, from expensive moisturizers to specialty shampoo. – Always. Yep. Guilty over and over again. I have a lot of half-used stuff because I keep buying new ones to try. Really, we should have some sort of swapping service amongst us beauty bloggers so that stuff aren’t wasted šŸ˜‰

4. You dream of being a movie star or model. – Sometimes. But then again, in my fantasies, I always have gorgeous shiny locks, and a perfectly slim body. Oh well, a dream’s a dream eh?

5. If you started to lose your looks, your self esteem would likely suffer. – Sometimes. I’m no looker, but still, I would be lying if I told you that I wouldn’t feel anything if I were to be suddenly inflicted with boils and sores (touch wood!).

6. If you weren’t happy with your looks in some way, you would consider cosmetic surgery. – Rarely. Never say never, eh?

7. You wear designer underwear. – Sometimes. If I could afford it, I’d probably say all the time. I agree with Paris; for some reason you tend to feel sexier when you’re wearing something to deliciously sinful (and expensive!) under the plain drabs :p

8. Besides showering, it takes you at least 20 minutes to get dressed and primped for the day. – Always. Twenty minutes is nothing. I need at least 30 minutes just to get my makeup and everything just right. Okay, maybe a bit less when I’m dressing for work, but I always give myself some margin just in case I muck it up and have to redo.

9. You enjoy getting your picture taken. – Always. Okay, I don’t put up photos of myself here, but I’m a real camwhore. I’ve lost count of how many photographs I’ve taken of myself over the past 5 years. Tsk tsk tsk :p

10. If you see someone of your gender who is hot, you immediately start silently critiquing them. – Often. Oh hell yeah. I’m a bitch too šŸ˜‰

So, how vain are you? Well, my tag-ees, you decide.
Beetrice
IcyQueenGoddess

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4 comments… add one
  1. ParisB

    Woohoo! Snap on some of the answers. You, Me and Giddy Tiger would do well munching popcorn and criticising the Miss Universes of the world LOL… Thanks for doing the tag

  2. Tine

    Paris: Hehehe … man, there’s gonna be a whole lotta bitchiness that night :p

  3. prettybeautiful

    haha i think this is a very common female thing

  4. Tine

    Prettybeautiful: Indeed. What’s your score? šŸ˜‰

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